Headache and a stupid friend

For once, i regretted having a childish friend that accuses me of slacking because i didn't want to attend a party. Partly because he was supposed to go with me and he ended up going alone.(But hey, it was only the journey?There are so many friends waiting there and it's not like I'm your gay partner?It's not like you will be there all alone?)And I didn't mind carrying the present. But since I'm not going, he was supposed to carry the huge soft toy by himself, but he nagged, bitched, cursed as if I want this headache, as if I'm pretending that I'm sick . so i had no choice but to ask someone else to bring the present we all bought.

Well, let me tell you that YOU have NO idea how severe this headache is! DAMN YOU, MOFO!!I've been having this headache for the past 3 days and you acted like it's a very weird thing to get a headache before a party. YOU don't even know my health condition, so you better not talk!!If you think that people of my age cannot get high blood pressure, why was there people who died of stroke at the age of 15? And why don't i suggest you to go to the doctor and check your blood pressure, see if it hits my point of 140 and 96 or even higher..if it does, i'll award you with some cash to buy some food, you arse!It's inherited that i have this thing and it's not that i ask for it, so don't get all pissed and shit just cos i'm trying to rest here!

And for your info, i may be 20, but i took a medical check up last year, and they said that my body age is 28. So is 28 good enough for you to believe that i have high blood pressure?
Or should i tell you also that i have an extra heartbeat which is in the meantime, posts no harm to my health?
Should i tell you that i have the lowest level of antibody?
Should i tell you that standing under intense sun causes me to have headache?

You just don't understand my condition, so it's better if you just shut your mouth up and tuck that tongue nicely into your mouth!I may look strong physically outside. But that's cos i never want to appear weak in front of anyone, and i am not a spoiled kid who rants just cos of the problems i face. If you realise it, it's much more likely that you will see the end of me than i see the end of you, because my engine is ageing almost 1.5 times faster than normal. (If your brain is too slow to understand that, basically it means i die at 60 if i'm supposed to die at 90)
So you better be grateful that you're not like me. and you better stop trying to twist my arms and beating me up just because everyone including me thought you were doing your usual bullying and stuff. I know that from the strength you exert, you really mean those attacks. If only i want to counter you, it'll be easy for me. Trust me, I'm stronger than you, i know that perfectly well. It's just that i don't find a fight necessary just yet.
You better stop being childish, arse!